The Weeaboos Guide to War
Wapanese. Weeaboos. Japanophiles. They go by many names all indicating the same type of person. Said person is obsessed with Japan, clinging to anime, Japanese culture, and sushi to provide them with entertainment. Many of these people, though theyd disagree, are woefully unprepared for life in a war zone. Hopefully this guide will serve these people well and turn them back towards the righteous path I like to call Reality.
First of all, how do you know if youre a Weeaboo?
- Watch anime exclusively, rejecting other cartoons made in North America or Europe?
- Insert random Japanese words into your English sentences? (Neko, Desu, Kawaii, etc.)
- Own a sword for purposes other than decoration or sport? (IE fencing)
- Fawn over Pocky?
- Want to marry a Japanese person for no apparent reason other than that theyre Japanese?
- Make that stupid peace sign in pictures?
If you answered yes to two or mor